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My trial  on Scottish Dialect:

Go, fetch to me a pint o`wine,
And fill it in a silver tassie,
That I may drink before I go
A service to my bonie lassie !
The boat rocks at the pier o`Leith,
Fu`loud the wind blaws frae the Ferry,
The ship rides by the River-Law,
And I maun leave my bonie L.

Or were I in the wildest waste,
Sae black and bare, sae black and bare,
The desert were a Paradise,
If thou wert there, if thou wert there.
Or were I monarch of the globe,
Wi`there to reign, wi` thee to reign
The brightest jewel in my crown
Wad be my queen L, wad be my queen L...


Hope all my friend understand the meaning behind.