My name is Fun - your cronie dear, The nearest friend ye hae; An` this is superstition here, An` that`s Hypocrisy. I`m gaun to the Holy Fair, To spend an hour in daffin`; Gin ye`ll go there, yon ... pair, We will get famous laughin` At them this day.` You wonder...

Wi'bonnet aff, quoth I, "Sweet lass,
I think ye seem to ken me;
I'm sure I've seen that bonie face,
But yet I canna name ye"
Quo' she, an'laughin as she spak,
An'taks me by the han's,
"Ye, for my sake, hae gi'en the feck
Of a'the Ten Comman's
A screed some day.

My friends please enjoy yourself...